If you can answer yes to at least 2 of the following questions you have just joined the elite family of Redneck Posse. ®
- Does your combined ATV and satellite bill payments exceed your house payment?
- Do You consider your riding mower your second vehicle?
- Ever use your barbecue grill or car as a refrigerator when the inside one is full? Not recommended for warm weather use.
- Ever had an urge to run a mud bog with your non 4-wheel drive vehicle?
- Ever had the urge to put on a motorcycle helmet and go head to head with a billy goat?
- Do you hang beer cans on your shrubs and tell your friends "welcome to busch gardens"?
- Have you ever set up a kids slide on an embankment and challenged your friends to see who could get the most air?
- Ever climbed "Mohagany Ridge" during deer season?
- Ever received hypothermia from sitting in a tree stand because "it was prime time"?
- Have you ever received fix-a-flat as a housewarming gift?
- Have you ever purchased shrimp as bait for catfish?
- Have you ever forgotten your wedding anniversary but have your state's hunting seasons embedded in your brain?
- Do the stairs that access the entrance to your house slide in and out?
- Have you ever signed a petition to make mattress surfing part of the summer olympics?
- Have you ever received a moving violation because of your house.
We probably had you by the 3rd question. Welcome to the Redneck Posse Family. You now have the priviledge to declare......................"I R 1"™
